Scenes from a Motel 6 bedspread

Here’s who I’m sleeping with:

A fisherman.

A snow skier.

A bear and a dog (not counting Ace).

Some eagles, a pink flamingo and a cactus.

They are all there on the Motel 6 bedspread — every Motel 6 bedspread (except at those Motel 6’s that have been remodeled, in a motif somewhere between Santa Fe chic and Homeless Shelter stark.)

Because I have stayed at so many — it being the only chain consistently cheap and dog friendly — the Motel 6 bedspread is now emblazoned, if not on my body, at least on my brain.

I am very, very weary of the Motel 6 bedspread, and I think, it being stuck in my mind like a bad song, it is influencing my dreams:

The fisherman meets the snow skier and tells him this bedspread isn’t big enough for the both of them. The fisherman’s dog sits patiently as they argue. Eagles soar overhead.

A pink flamingo wanders out from behind a cactus and, in John Waters’ voice, asks for directions. A bear comes out of his den and, in Tom Bodell’s voice, invites them all inside. They decline and pile into the pick up truck (also on the bedspread). The bear says, “We’ll leave the lights on for you.” But they are gone by then.

It is a dizzying sight. There is much going on atop the Motel 6 bedspread — perhaps a little too much. It’s about four shades of blue, with purple, pink, green, tan, red, yellow and orange. It is polyester; I’d guess 130 percent polyester. Luggage, your dog, and yourself all might slide off it if not careful. If there were a stain on it, you would never know; it would disappear amid all the colors and activity.

Weary, as I said, of that bedspread, and fearing I was falling into a routine — when this trip is all about avoiding that — I pulled into Hampton Roads, Virginia, which, like the Motel 6 bedspread, is a far too busy conglomeration, a confusing patchwork of individual towns.

I was determined to find something other than a Motel 6, maybe a cheap and independent motel. I must have stopped at five of them — being told at each that my dog wasn’t welcome. They had low weekly rates, likely hourly rates as well, but, empty and down at the heels as they appeared, each had a strict ban on dogs.

Frustrated, and getting a bit prickly, I got on the Internet and searched for dog friendly lodgings, but nearly all of them — except Motel 6 and La Quinta — charged pet fees, often in amounts that were more than the human fee, some as much as $125 for a single night.

I believe I went down every one of the roads in Hampton Roads — getting caught in traffic in many of them.

At one motel in Portsmouth, a desk clerk behind bulletproof plastic told us to go to Chesapeake. The prices were so high there we went to Norfolk.

Guess where we ended up?

At a Motel 6 — where, because it was the weekend and because it’s beach season, the prices were jacked up to $59 a night.

We had planned to spend the weekend in the area, and perhaps hit the beach, but between a scheduling conflict, the prices and the dog-unfriendly vibe, we decided to move on.

We did see a nice big empty mansion on our way north — one that once belonged to a guy named Michael Vick — but that’s a story for tomorrow.

5 comments for “Scenes from a Motel 6 bedspread

  1. Sue
    August 24, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    You need an RV. Really. We used to have a mini class C and traveled with 3 dogs. Perfect home away from home. We could cook when we wanted or just eat carry out in comfort with our canines. They could travel lounging on a sofa (or standing on the table in the case of one of our labs who liked to get a better look at the semi trucks.) Campgrounds usually have wi fi now (and they also have lots of dog lovers). A mini is easy to park; we never had a problem (no tow vehicle because we wanted our dogs WITH us.) Bought ours used and years later sold it for exactly the same amount of money. Big mistake. We miss it like crazy and have started talking about looking for another. Just a thought. The whole motel thing has got to have you and Ace down, down, down. Selfishly, we want to keep you on the road 🙂 And we prefer you both happy!

    • August 24, 2010 at 6:08 pm

      You are reading my mind

  2. Sue
    August 25, 2010 at 7:13 am


    If we still had ours we’d loan it to you. (chalk that up to yet another reason we regret selling it.) Hey! Do you think some enterprising RV maker/dealer would sponsor your travels and make one available to you? Just a thought. Afterall, car manufacturers are emphasizing dog friendliness; why not RVs? And though I don’t know why you would come to the MO Ozarks (definitely not dog friendly country), if you do, you’re more than welcome to stay with us.


  3. July 27, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    We are traveling with our dog Roux and got a kick out of the Motel 6 bedspread we encountered in Carlsbad,NM. Ironically, Roux posted the same features of the bedspread that you chose, the dog, flamingo and cactus. I googled to see if we could find one of those spreads on Ebay…. but found this link instead.
    Have fun on your travels with Ace!

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