Are Baptist pumpkins preachier? Do they go all fire and brimstone? Do they achieve life everlasting, or is that dream just pie in the sky?
I pictured a chapel filled with orange orbs, sharing fellowship, singing hymns. I wondered if other denominations of gourds had similar facilities — say, Catholic Cantaloupes, Jewish Watermelons, Seventh Day Adventist Squash?
Before I was even off the exit ramp, I realized I was barking up the wrong vine.
Baptist was one way.
Pumpkin Center the other.
Less intrigued, I just got back on the interstate.